that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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