Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The air taste purple.
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