Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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