I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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