can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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