Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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