Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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