2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
