Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize