i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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