He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
