why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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