where am i from again
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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