GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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