Me too!
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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