Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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