you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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