love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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