so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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