i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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