I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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