The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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