At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Found the puke drawer
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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