so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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