Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
