Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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