So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I will pee on everything he values.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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