Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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