Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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