maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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