Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Randomize
