does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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