the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Randomize
