god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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