I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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