Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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