i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The struggles of a small town man whore
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I think people are normalizing furries
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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