yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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