are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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