I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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