Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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