I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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