we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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