Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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