Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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