do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
The beer is more important than you right now.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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