I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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