her vagine was all disorganized.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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