lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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