So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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