I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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