i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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