Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I have tasted many bathrooms
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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