she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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